10. Cats’ facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN

Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, I’m Gardener..?? Wife: Can you fix door handle?? Husband: What do you think, I’m a Carpenter..?? In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed this..?? Wife: “Our Neighbor but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!” Husband: I’m sure you must have given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think, I’m McDonald’s..??

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he’s got his lights on. The blonde replies “Yes…No…Yes…No…Yes…No”